Sunday 28 November 2010

MOLE WARFARE (4)

When the ground is frozen, as it is at the moment, the Mole Army faces a difficult choice. It can either dig deep, which is safe, but hard work. Or it can use existing well-worn tunnels, which is easy, but makes the moles dead ducks (or, rather, dead moles) for an experienced general such as myself.

And so it proved. Last night I nabbed one on the way out of the compost heap on the main supply route into the wood. Am I good or am I good?

Walter Blotscher

1 comment:

  1. With your experience, you must soon earn the Victoria Cross and a promotion to Field Marshall. We, who are forever humbly grateful, thank thee!

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